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Hailey This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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RenzoBaller 0

If he was my dad I'd put him in a home

jojoweitzman 0

Dude your family sounds like the bomb.com(; ahahah. But seriously. I kinda I've the sane problem sometimes it's cool though because you're never bored with them around.

floaty foam things. looks like a noodle.

At least it was a pool noodle and not his noodle

your dad sounds awesome! ahaha I wonder what he was seeing in his head?

Sounds like my dad! Hahaha!

pichan_fml 11

He is just reconnecting with his roots ;-)

Quick question - what the hell was he swinging from?

Your dad FTW!!

LMAO wow. If that's what your father was doing. Where was your mom? Sounds like to me like they were about to Role Play "Vikings and Wenches" but he had to slay the couch dragon first hahaha