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Hailey This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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What kind of helmet should he have worn? A football helmet? That would just be silly.

That's awkward and awesome all at once

Come on I WAS NOT drunk, you're grounded for writing about me on the Internet, end of the discussion !

Overkill...Why use a pool noodle when he's gotta limp noodle?

Sorry, but sometimes we have to pay the price of being a whoree.

wtf? I guess my phone wanted to click this fml instead. Sorrry guys.

yaknowiverse 0

your dad is awesome! he's so funny! you shoulda video taped and posted it on you tube! you'd already have over 10 thousand hits!

That's f ing awesome. Lmao

Its obvious someone was having a good time. hahahaha that's why when you see your parents like that you just say: fxck it. and walk away

im sorry but that sounds hilarious

linnie_wesker 20

YDI for posting your real name. =/ Way to encourage creepers.