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Hailey This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

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Today, I brought my date home to meet my parents. We walked in the front door to find my drunken father wearing nothing but a Viking helmet, while swinging and jabbing our living room furniture with a pool noodle. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure he was using the pool noodle to attack the furniture.

Viking helmets and pool noodles? I'm gonna have to remember that next time I get drunk it sounds like fun

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I wouldn't mind partying with your father!

give him a break, he had a long day at work conquering land so he can put food on the table, its called being the man of the house

Your dad sounds like a ******* party animal! I want a Viking helmet now. I really do..

The **** did i just read?

Airborn0280 18

Your dad is awesome!

Wthimstupid12345 1

You never take a girl to meet your family cause it usually never ends well

leadman1989 16

I've woken up with no pants and then told that I went in the bathroom with another guy. I'm straight... FML drinking is fun, but yeah it will make you do crazy shit.

Did your dad came back from conquering newfoundland(sp?) and greenland?

Your dad is awesome.