StaplerScared
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please, think of my family…
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."
Lanceeden 12
Did he take your cell phone as well?
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Comments (234)
GraceKathryn97 0
Hahaha what a loser!!
friednoodles 0
staplers are some pretty scary shiz
G0t4acked 8
Oh Damn! A Stapler! Why the hell didn't you hit him? YDI.
Daralea 21
Grrr! This injustice wouldn't happen if Canada had better gun laws.
usmcdvil 4
Have you seen my stapler?
nerdsgetmehot 23
A stapler?! I'm trying to imagine him attempting to staple you. It would be a very painstaking process in which he would probably have to keep shouting at you to hold still. I would have just gone for the nuts. It's a sucker move, yes, but I'm assuming that it works in situations like that.
ethereana 2
really? a stapeler. I'm sure your life flashed before your eyes and the guy was 6'9 and 345 lbs of pure muscle
Blasian13 0
Well, it is possible that the stapler was pressed right up against OP's neck or somewhere else painful-Sounding
JukeboxValkyrie 19
You should have threatened him with your 3 hole punch.
Okayitwasme 0
He was probably on something!