StaplerScared
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please, think of my family…
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."
Lanceeden 12
Did he take your cell phone as well?
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Comments (234)
bsbuddy 0
Get some mace.
drwshark 1
Perhaps the stapler was not the reason OP was scared? What if the mugger looked like an MMA fighter, and the stapler was related to something else? Yes? Maybe? No? I doubt it.
itsdamojo 11
You deserved it
littlegonzo 0
You shouldn't be intimidated by a stapler...
AubreyDucrat 8
I would have beaten the shit out of him with the stapler
shadyblady 0
Poor guy..
Baluvagyok 7
Staplers hurt!!!
sarahbear992 6
well...you could get infections from a staple in your skin I guess.
mstevenson69 1
I woulda snatched the stapler from him and threw it
Nightwing98 22
That's your fault for being afraid of a stapler. I would've laughed in his face, kicked his ass and walked away laughing