StaplerScared
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please, think of my family…
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."
Lanceeden 12
Did he take your cell phone as well?
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Comments (234)
RuskiManBearPig 4
Dude he wasn't messing around
bitchengucci 0
Staples ******* hurt!
mrszane93 5
If he robbed you with a stapler then some way somehow that person had to know you would give in. Staplers hurt a little but aren't enough to get robbed by.
glglgl19 5
The robber also could have been slot bigger then op and who said it wasn't a staple gun
fallingstarsxox 8
Creativity...
JpasDa1 2
Omg you f***king pu**y!! Holy sh*t, what would you have given up if the robber had a hole punch??? The answer is your a**hole!!! You would have bent over for that robber you idiot!!!!
NAU_future 7
Flunking putty? Holy shot? Your asshole - wait what does your asshole have asshole have to do with anything?
ohmandapants 17
Calm the **** down.
shrnpttrsn 0
was it a red stapler?
Liimitless 6
Sounds like a piece of work
Mayshod 3
You should have thrown him a stack of TPS reports and told him to collateral them while you and your lack of dignity ran away in fearful shame.
bubo_fml 11
Retaliate w/a staple remover...Fukkin things terrify me because they look like a magnified sabre toothed crotch critter!
Xxak907xX 0
Staplers: The New Switchblades