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StaplerScared This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Please, think of my family…

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

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He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."

Did he take your cell phone as well?

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Comments (234)

It's genious!! No one would ever expect to be mugged with a stapler!!!

Well you must acknowledge his creativity

loudpackondeck 1

It's Probably because your Canadian

leadman1989 16

Where's captain obvious when you need him? He should have come and save the day by pointing out something obvious.

PinkFun1969 9

Run forest Run

The real question is why he had a stapler and y that was his weapon of choice

If it was a staple gun, it could have taken an eye out.

whays he gonna do staple your balls?oh wait....

ididntdoit1980 8

I can understand how a stapler can be intimidating especially after watching WANTED but the main character finally got over the intimidation. Hopefully you won't ever let a person mug you with a stapler again.