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StaplerScared This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Please, think of my family…

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

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He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."

Did he take your cell phone as well?

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Psycho_Babydoll 26

I really don't see how OP deserved this. Even if the stapler couldn't have seriously injured him/her, anyone getting mugged would probably freeze up and be unable to run. I'd like to see how any of you handled it.

Staplers is scary

You know we're in a recession when people can't afford legit weapons, pretty soon kids are going to hold up mc donalds with nerf guns.

Drummerboy1234 0

Only in Canada...

and u gave into a guy threatening u with a stapler

This is just sad... wow...

"Oh my god, a stapler! I'll give you my money, just don't staple my nuts to a stack of paper!"

And you let him mug you??? Wow.

You bitched out lol?