StaplerScared
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please, think of my family…
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."
Lanceeden 12
Did he take your cell phone as well?
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Comments (234)
pleasebitch_fml 0
People in canada are weird....
fthislyfe 22
You're weirder dumbass. Just looked at your profile and it enough evidence to prove you're a real idiot.
fthislyfe 22
Oh by the way I'm really impressed by the story of your life
Krulin 8
@90 Over 9000 internets
HomeAl0ne 20
At least in America you can legally carry a stapler if you have a permit. This has reduced crimes involving staplers to just a few dozen a year (and those are mostly where someone working in an office steals a stapler, so that shouldn't count). If OP is really worried they should do what I do, which is carry a staple remover.
pleasebitch_fml 0
How does any of that make me an idiot...? I actually have all A+'s, am an honor student, and have a 4.1 GPA. and i never said i wasn't weird, a lot of people are weird, no need to jump to conclusions
elephantom12 9
Like the way u jumped to the conclusion that Canadians are weird?
DocBastard 40
I was told I could keep my stapler. It's a Swingline.
chicfuzzball 0
I'm guessing u pissed of ur office buddy
Seduisant 7
Like a boss.
nojobryan 0
U are my knew favorite person
nicoreal89 1
You shoulda mugged him back with paper
Salkadi 9
Gimme all your money or I'm gonna staple you to the ground so you can't move and have to call for help to get up!
fthislyfe 22
OMG I literally LOLed on this one. Which is weird cuz I rarely laugh at anything. Good one
MustangMan29 13
Why didn't you kick his ass ?
mattynick 11
Shame.
kaykay20 0
I wouldn't won't to risk getting a staple to the face from a stapler gun either. Fyl