StaplerScared
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Please, think of my family…
Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML
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urdirtyolduncle 15
He probably went home and said, "Staples. That was easy."
Lanceeden 12
Did he take your cell phone as well?
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Comments (234)
Jewdazking23 5
*click* That was easy!
ikickgingers 15
Excuse me, I Believe you have my stapler..
redheather 0
Office Space? A classic! :)
ikickgingers 15
Yes!
ZooMzy 9
If it makes you feel better, Jim Gordon was held at stapler point. And look how great he turned out. Edit: I was wrong AND someone beat me to it. That's slightly embarrassing....
save_da_whales 0
So what all the people that commenting are saying is that is that if a random guy said give me your money or I'll put a staple in your head you would just laugh and walk away? Think about this for a minute
ExhaustedLove 0
I would of shot him with some Elmer's glue
dadof2 4
hey im stopin at lowes for a staple gun were you gonna be in about an hour or so need rent money
ashhxoxo 14
And you just let this happen? Turn the stapler on him and then see who's a man!
7mood75 7
Are you the same guy who shat out the stapler?
ohmandapants 17
UMMMM that's alarming. No. I'm pretty sure it's physically impossible to swallow a stapler whole and then shit it out. ******** out a STAPLE on the other hand...
CuteDumBlonde64 11
Look what this awful economy has lend to us. Muggers can't even afford real weapons.
TipOfTheHat 10
Yes, cause office supplies are always frightening!