Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML
Today, my mom found my weed stash and went berserk, grounding me and saying she's going to have my bedroom door removed. Less than an hour later, I found her laughing and smoking the same stash with my dad in the backyard. FML
Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML
Today, my mother has taken her drug paranoia to a new level. She threw away an open but nearly full bag of dried mint because she's sure I emptied and refilled the bag with marijuana to hide it from her. She then tried to ground me in my own house in front of my wife and daughter. FML
Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML
Today, my mom accused me of smoking weed. Truth is, I'd just ripped the quietest and weirdest smelling fart of my life. She wouldn't believe me, accused me of making stupid excuses up, and grounded me. FML
Today, my mom thought I was flying high on weed and nearly grounded me for it. I wasn't high, I was just actually in a good mood for the first time in a few weeks. FML
Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML
Today, my parents grounded me for finding their stash of weed. The irony is killing me right now. FML
Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
iNewKid 20
You can't play a joke on your mom, mothers always win.
jasonswife423 18
Gotta go with ydi. Your lie caused a whole pan of delicious brownies to be thrown away.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (37)
CharismaGeek 19
We need a follow-up on this, OP.
FFStepchild283 24
I have seen piss test kits for sale at some pharmacies. You should have saved the brownies and told her if she passes the test, you're off the hook.
greatfirstdate 18
Lol sounds like she just reeeealllly wants some weed.
Solano2580 24
She should have had someone test them out WITHOUT mentioning the placebo, they won't act high then the mom will be a proven moron
exoticwaved 9
Well if you're gonna get in trouble might as well do the real thing.
bobjoebill 10
That really sucks OP, but the mind is powerful. You had it coming but you didn't know.
xluciferx666 21
Even though you kinda deserve it your mother is an idiot
jenninyc1128 17
Mom will always be right! Why joke with it?
Magnic 6
If your mom is dumb enough to not be able to tell a difference between a joke and truth then she doesn't deserve to be a parent.
ale1139 20
Vai a farti fottere