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Pissed

By Anonymous - 13/01/2014 07:34 - United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I was taking a piss when a fly landed inside the urinal. I thought it would be funny to try to aim and pee on it until it flew away and I stupidly continued aiming, peeing all over the floor and the wall. Another man came in time to see it. FML

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evan_7899 28

Monday 13 January 2014 21:11

Fly:1 Idiot:0

luckysilverbell 5

Monday 13 January 2014 21:13

It's FMLs like this one that make me wish I had a penis.

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Dinoporeon 9

Tuesday 14 January 2014 3:42

So who else clicked YDI before you finished reading it?

sporkadork 7

Tuesday 14 January 2014 4:25

As someone who has to sometimes clean public restrooms, I've often wondered how men manage to get urine everywhere. Now I know.

handyone01 6

Tuesday 14 January 2014 4:33

What, Are 5 and your mommy let you use the bathroom by yourself for the first time?

commandercolbert 6

Tuesday 14 January 2014 6:19

YDI

dreadbeat69 12

Tuesday 14 January 2014 10:05

What a douche... you know some poor kid is going to have to clean that? Grow up.

Chiikan 3

Tuesday 14 January 2014 10:51

OP, I wonder what will you do when that fly fly onto your fly...

iamkhanroiz 0

Tuesday 14 January 2014 11:13

What if the guy who came in was Jeff Goldbloom.?

hickdog 6

Tuesday 14 January 2014 11:56

urine idiot

swick25 22

Tuesday 14 January 2014 14:22

IDIOT!!!!!!!

chungyiubear 10

Tuesday 14 January 2014 16:26

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