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Pesky kids

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year-old son does. FML

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And so does your house

I'm a habitual smoker myself. Something about sucking long and hard on phallic objects really steams my clam, you know what I mean? Is that just me?

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Sorry to hear that. At leat now you can get him help for it :)

Thats the generation, when i was 13 all i cared about was videogames n nudey magz... Well safe to say not much has changed in 5 years. lol

Aaaaaawh, shiiiit!

U best beat that habit outta him

U might want to ground him for like till he moves out. Like that is ridiculous. What has the world come to these days!

OP shouldve known its kinda hard to miss cigarette smoke in your house and if u dont smoke, then its kinda obvious.

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Oops. Well thats one way to have your parents find out :/

Marijuana isn't a drug, it's medicine

You should pay for a new house with his college fund.