Today, I learned that my friend's "No shoes in the house" rule was only told to me so he had an excuse to see my feet. I found out when he had a group of us over and I was the only one barefoot, while he didn't care that everyone else had shoes on. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my neighbor respects that I keep a clean house, with no street shoes allowed inside. I bet that’s why he came in wearing felt slippers. Unfortunately, they were same ones he'd walked across the wet, dirty yard in. FML
Today, my housemate whined at me for tracking dirt into the house, saying how she shouldn't have to mop the floor after me, and that we have a doormat for a reason. She'd have a point, except I always walk barefoot indoors. FML
Today, I was at my friend's birthday party, dancing barefoot because my feet hurt from my shoes' heels. Apparently, someone dropped a glass on the dancefloor and didn't warn anybody. I ended up having to drive myself to the emergency room because all my friends were "having too much fun to leave." FML
Today, after 7 hours on my feet at work, my boyfriend picked me up. Relieved, I took off my shoes. Suddenly, he looked up and sniffed, asking, "Is that your feet?" I'd forgotten to put on socks in my rush to work. He made me put my shoes back on and sit in the back, windows open. FML
Today, I was woken up and kicked out of my friend's party at 3:00 in the morning. This wouldn't have been so bad if someone hadn't stolen my shoes. I had to walk for an hour in the rain, in my socks. FML
Today, I got home from a holiday to find out that my flatmate had thrown a party. Everything seemed fine at first, then I noticed that someone had taken a dump in my running shoes that were in my bedroom closet. FML
Today, I went outside for a cigarette since I don't like smoking in the house. When I was done, I stomped it out. I wasn't wearing shoes. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house having dinner with her and her parents. I was casually playing footsie with my girlfriend under the table, until her mom stopped eating and said, "You know that's my foot, right?" FML
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mskeptik 12
Your friend isn't Quentin Tarantino by any chance?
cuz803 46
Okay that's wierd. Possibly creepy!! Please re-evaluate the 'friend' label. Someone may either hate your footwear or have a creepy foot fetish. My advice, don't go to that friends house again. Or simply unfriend that person. He set a weird and discriminate standard for you. I would also recommend you 'kick' his ass but if there's some deeper meaning behind that standard, he might like it...
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TwoBytesCarley 27
Um…why tho? Do you have particularly strange feet? If so, I know it could come across as rude, but couldn’t he have just asked to see them? Otherwise..does he have some sort of foot fetish? So many questions..
cuz803 46
Okay that's wierd. Possibly creepy!! Please re-evaluate the 'friend' label. Someone may either hate your footwear or have a creepy foot fetish. My advice, don't go to that friends house again. Or simply unfriend that person. He set a weird and discriminate standard for you. I would also recommend you 'kick' his ass but if there's some deeper meaning behind that standard, he might like it...
Yudith 28
Also, kicking someone's ass barefoot does way less damage than with, let's say, toe-steel boots.
mskeptik 12
Your friend isn't Quentin Tarantino by any chance?