Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend made a fake account on Facebook, pretending to be a girl, and posted my phone number on a sexting group. I've been getting calls and text messages from horny weirdos all day long. FML
Today, my friend stole my phone to call the creepy boy that follows me around at school. I wouldn't have been so bothered if she hadn't had phone sex with him, all while pretending to be me. He got so into it, he now thinks we're a couple. FML
Today, I sent a kinky text message to my boyfriend. Within minutes I got a reply of, "Whoever this is, fuck off and give my girlfriend's phone back." Apparently I'm so bad at writing sexy messages that my boyfriend thought it was a prank from someone who'd stolen my phone. FML
Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML
Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML
Today, I tried a trick my friend taught me; I initiated sex as my husband was getting ready for work, then guilted him when he refused. After he left, I texted my friend that her trick worked wonderfully. Too bad I sent it to my husband instead. FML
Today, I pretended to be a little girl on social media, just for fun. All I got was a random guy who sent me a direct message and asked me to send a photo of my private parts. FML
Today, I was having a cybersex chat with a "girl" on a website whilst at work. I noticed my colleague who sits next to me start cracking up with laughter. Turned out it was him I was chatting with and he was winding me up. Worst thing is it had given me a stiffy. FML
Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
So.... what ARE you wearing?
slutmuffin 0
A sexual conversation with a guy friend?? Rather odd if you ask me.
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Comments (69)
haha08 0
aww i'm sorry. thats awful. and to all you people...there is nothing wrong with having a joking sexual conversation...with someone you know well..definitely not a stranger.
GameRater01 0
I'm just so entertained by how equally divided everyone seems to be about whether her life is ****** or if she deserved it. Most of the time it's one sided. You should also have asked the guy if your friend could have his phone back
slutmuffin 0
# 11 - That is irrelevant, and does not make me a ****. A **** and a slutmuffin are two completely different things :-)
Druu 53
slutmuffin - EVERYONE's eating that muffin!
alwaysalady 0
Could have been worse, could have been a photograph.
AeroBrat 0
A conversation via texting that lasted 2 HOURS??? Seriously! Get a life!
j_729 18
Do you have any friends? Who hasn't had 2 hr conversations with friends
fcuk_fml 0
agghhh!!! gross!!!!!! ppl are so weird..!! that's another bad thing about losing your phone, a complete stranger can read your text messages, emails, and reveal all kinds of things about your life. again, gross..!!
madame_malfoy 4
actually #9 my guy friends and i are full honest with eachother i know which ones have liked me, they know i've liked them, it didnt do anything to our friendship because we chose to never let something liek that come between us
rockandrollbf 0
Maybe you shouldn't have been having that conversation in the first place? Save conversations like that for when you're sure you're talking to your friend - emails, texts, and things like that aren't great ways to have a sexual conversation.
jbrandona119 0
Wow a 2 hour convo with your male friend about having sex? That's a lot of time...
crazyfunk 0
i lol'd at the name and the fact that she thought he was pretending to a be a stranger. that should have been a clue...especially if it was never indicated that he was just playing around. you deserved that.