2yearsofHotSexThenThis
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Performance anxiety
Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
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Comments (109)
11bellacasey 0
wut happened? I don't get it
IamSpartacus 0
If you don't get this, then you probably shouldn't be on this site.
Medea_FTW 0
I'm betting that's not all you don't get. :P
blake116 0
you should just have had an all you can eat buffet
screwtaylor 0
Since you can't pick it up you can **** girls with a strap-on. Good idea, eh?
djb23 0
that sounds like an offer ;) eh? ehh?
screwtaylor 0
Not for you. ;)
wyld3fyr3 3
then is it an offer for me?
tbhagg 0
Ew...
MagicJosh 0
You are clearly a homosexual.
Jtrain615 0
Apparently the opportunity didn't arise. :)
OMGitsKaleyxo 0
hahahaa :] that was funny.
Syn_fml 0
Hahaha, this is an epic win.
letitbe56 0
Oh, you beat me! Great minds think alike, I guess.
TriniRockStar 0
sucks for you haha
plexico 4
I don't see how you got so out of practice. New Zealand has more sheep than people! Here's a tip: **** ewe!
Alitsia88 4
LMAOOOOOO!!!!!
ashiedeanilz 0
of course... it was a kiwi!
tori_ellen 0
I'm going to assume that you're from across the ditch...? :P
AdrieKhun 0
serious **** your life
jackkerouc9 0
FYL.