2yearsofHotSexThenThis
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Performance anxiety
Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
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Comments (109)
xxcheeseizlifexx 1
haha the oppurtunity arose but your penis did not hahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
magiczipperman 0
thats shitty dude. ive had the same problem before. just straight up sucks.
KurtLayneCobain 0
You were happy till you realized you couldn't get slappy.
dunyone1 0
its okay, op. its obvious that you are married so im sure your wife would love to give it a second try.
terror_twins 0
hahaha
IWannaBeAPickle 1
This would be so much funnier if it said the opportunity arose, I didn't. Lol.
teameminem 2
FAIL.
Sassybq1 13
You lost communication with your star ship T_T
verlorenerFall 8
So in other words, the opportunity rose, even though you were unable to...
haha_funny_me 7
How ironic.