2yearsofHotSexThenThis
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Performance anxiety
Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
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Comments (109)
Dolff 0
OWNED
ElNegroHombre 0
Are you gay?
tommythecat 0
man I know how you feel. that happend to me a couple months ago, but I had "Wiskey D_ _ K"
ConSeannery 0
performance anxiety man! you may want to consider a quarter pill of viagra a couple hours prior for a couple times until you get your confidence back. Unfortunately it sounds like it is hard to tell when the next opportunity to 'arise' is going to be
lmfaowww 0
i wanna make some baaabbbiiess i wanna get it onnn, i wanna make you horny...BUT I CANT GET IT UPPPP ♬
jmeg_fml 0
hehehehe. opportunity arose, too bad you didnt....
Scootles7 0
It must be your FACE or its your BODDDDY
CasshernTheGuy 0
next time don't **** in your pants.
sneakychopsticks 0
funniest shit ever....
Dessgeega 0
I'm really sorry!
jdb2009 0
Shit man, put the ******* **** on, say shit like, I don't care what the ******* neighbors think, be loud, talk dirty, I mean, DAMN, get knee deep in that shit! Do it!