2yearsofHotSexThenThis
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Performance anxiety
Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
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Comments (109)
Underwhelmed 0
You broke it :(
genius_man16 1
And he just lost the game.
BeeSkwaird 0
Damnit! I lost THE GAME!! ydjgdxjgehjfruk!!!
reapfml 0
no he needs fapping
heavenandhell 0
no hes just gay
Rawgasm 0
Confuscious say: "Learn to **********, come in handy"
diet_otaku 0
haha, that's great XDD OP, you put too much pressure on yourself. don't think so hard about it next time and you should be fine (assuming you can get it up when you're alone, that is... if not, you may want to talk to your doctor).
likeOMGwow 0
cool?
uguysareidiots 0
Well then I guess the opportunity DIDN'T rise then AHAHAHAH
Matty_No9 0
^ lmao..nice
zach2992 0
i lost 9-9-09 I Lost Day
youaresofucked 0
YDI for having a floppy dick...
ConSeannery 0
you ******. i haven't lost the game for ******* 6 months at least. grawrrr!
reinizzle 0
Viva Viagra!
jonnyplayzaguita 0
hah good one
Sethlikesgirls 0
you didn't arise
kieran247 0
I lost the game!
mrbeastmode 0
son of a bitch! **** you 24!!!! it's been a while year! dammit!!!!!
billyz77 24
If you want to be invited back, it shouldn't matter if you rise to the occasion or not. Stop thinking of sex as just sticking your dick in a hole and pounding away. There are other ways to please your partner that will make you come around, so to speak. Like my Grampa told me - sex is a little like a Chinese dinner - it ain't over until you both get your cookies.
vein 0
your life sucks. :(
Poonheart 0
Maybe he's 95 years old...
area51avenger 0
If you don't use it, you lose it
1dream_fml 0
damn right! maybe you dhould practice on your self a little before returning to the real thing..
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
Jaywin 3
It's been hurt too much in the past and it's afraid to put itself out there again.
lottofee 0
and there is no way out of this vicious circle, because it will blame itsself for this lost opportunity again.
KASHMIR_fml 0
OMG #5 made my day LMAO. seriously that was perfect
Subtext 10
Uah...I'm sorry for you.
LadyLynne 0
Maybe it's a sign.
timtam24 0
devo...
nodbor 11
good song
wannabesinger 16
It's ok, these things happen. Maybe next time you'll get it up. And if not, there's tons of commercials on TV that advertise just what you need
Einstein714 0
not even a premature ejaculation? you must be choking it to much