2yearsofHotSexThenThis
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Performance anxiety
Today, after not having sex for nearly a year and a half, an opportunity arose. I couldn't get it up. FML
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k1ng 0
it's too scared from being beaten for the last year haha
NoRemorse 0
the key is finding an actually attractive girl, not anything that you can stick your dick into.
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Comments (109)
greengrass12 0
man that sucks - I can relate to this
anonymsspermdonr 0
lmao dude ur peepz on the fritz. m srry but tht sux
agent47crows 0
It's ironic... I'm guessing if the said opportunity hadn't... came up, the positions would have then been reversed? FYL, it's gotta suck.
dan81892 2
you're lucky, i haven't had sex for 17 years.
frenchie_ily 0
:(
frenchie_ily 0
:(
LynchyBabes 0
I wouldn't really say lucky, just not as unlucky as you...
hawaiitrent 0
lmfao
XxcaptainxX 0
so in other words the opportunity arose but you did not...fyl
chilipeppersrok 0
LOL Reminds of that Mindless Self Indulgence song Get It Up. Listen to it. Now
lizardlips 1
Happens to me, too if I go too long or get too nervous. Fortunately, my wife is patient (and sexy!)
catriona_cd 0
it took you a year and a half to find sheep no one else had dibs on eh??? hahahaha joking. i know how ya feel mate
OlSailor 0
Stop smokin SO much pot!!