freaked out
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
People will collect literally anything
Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
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Comments (161)
Azula272 14
It's kind of nasty you let her cut your nails THAT much in the 1st place. You're a grown ass man.
J_babyxoxo 8
How is it nasty that she cuts his nails? Creepy, yes.. but I don't see how clipping his fingernails is "nasty"..
xNephilim 19
My boyfriend wanted me to cut his fingernails as a test to see if I really would do anything for him. I worry about him sometimes.
Chingy892987 14
Overly Attached Girlfriend?
ElGrandeNacho 3
She's a keeper. (;
klovely22 13
More like a creeper.
immaMonsta 8
That's just creepy. You'd better try to be on her good side as often as possible before she tries to pull some voodoo on you or something.
McNerdyNerd 8
Show her wrong OP....like right now...life is too short to deal with creepers like that D:
OceanBlueSea 12
Creepin' Creepin' Creepin'
Rodders_SOTC 1
That jar is one of many things that will give her away to the cops. You know...after they discover the rotting stench of your corpse under the patio.
Nbrandwine 7
Nothing to do here....
Colecto_fml 26
Seems you have an OAG on your hands... I feel for you :/
SHUTTHEFRIGUP 3
RUN. ******* RUN.