freaked out
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
People will collect literally anything
Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
Top comments
Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
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vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
dressedskeleton 10
Weren't you already a little creeped out by the fact that she was obsessed with cutting your nails to begin with?
mintcar 10
That creepy moment when you stumble upon a jar of toe/finger nail clippings. That even more creepy moment when you realize it's yours. What's next? Hair? Your already chewed gum? RUN, OP.
gc327072 31
Crazy girlfriend meme, anyone?
spekledworf 18
Well I like to make sure my boyfriend's nails are clipped, but for a different reason...
ashlieelizabeth 6
Get out while you can OP, she's crazy :O
freshberries22 17
Yea I definitely wouldn't stay with her it sounds like she's attempting to do some weird dark magic type stuff get out while you can op
ecstacie 2
Sounds like witchcraft! Run while you can!
citymayer 7
15 what does being cajun have to do with anything? Are you trying to refer to voodoo? And why stay away from spaghetti? I'm completely offended.
alicat72998 0
27- OP probably thought that she didn't like long fingernails. :p
lou_knee 6
It reminds me of a book of spells I read as a teenager that suggested to make a relationship last you should put your nail filings in the other person's food. Has she been cooking for you at all lately?
xx000o 27
What if she's right.
Gregory607 1
Well done 72, well done.
FirebirdF350 7
72, I like your chevelle, as for the OP, you should probably have a talk with your girlfriend if this closeness isn't the type 72 refers to
Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
blcksocks 19
Or hide... Err.. But not under her bed.
CoconutOil 7
I say run before she clips off your fingers and toes!
marmlr339 14
Break up with her. That's weird. Soon she will start collecting faeces and scabs
TheDrifter 24
But not yet. She sounds like my kind of freaky, and you don't want her stalking you.
Goldenchest 14
48 ever seen the movie Audition?
Goldenchest 14
48 ever seen the movie Audition?
Darkmagic666 9
I'm with two, Get the hell out of there
chickenflem 8
Boy is she in for a surprise!
iMeowzAlot 8
Why? Is it candy!? I love candy!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Yeah, I have candy, it's in my windowless van. Come inside and get some, i'm also giving out free puppies.
whyusofat 17
I always almost fall for the puppies :(
smallshaft 10
I love puppies and candy, do you promise it's not a trick?
ThePessimist 7
Sorry man. Youre better off breaking up with her, it'll get worse...
sirpantselot 22
How ironic!
darkinners 6
sounds like you dating a banshee
dcg1375 7
How does that sound like a banshee?? Banshees wail extremely loud. They do not collect nail clippings.
starsfan_9 7
Its not unreasonable for op's gf to be a banshee. Alberta is notorious for its high banshee counts as of recent. Scientists blame the stronger western Canadian economy but no one is quite certain how to explain the banshee boom
TheDrifter 24
Wait, they're banshees? I thought our women were just loud in the sack.
Eiregal2 10
I shall give my Irish knowledge here. The banshee is a crying spirit who Usually warns people about death. When seen she is seen to be brushing her long hair with a comb. She's a messenger and does not bring death.
MangaManiacNat 13
Pretty sure it will do the exact opposite XD
ArmedcrackerR6 8
What a ******* Psycho!!!
Kasse 4
That's just the collection you know about...
bones_17 5
Yup she probably has a collections of your used condoms in her closet!!
pogue36 5
More like in her vaginia.
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
51 somehow I think he might have noticed that one.
wildsweetchild 19
46 -exactly what I thought about after reading this fml..those two should pair up :) (for those who don't get it, it's a reference from the earlier fml)
pinkpixie06 11
Just a few more and she can perform her spell to ensure you stick around.
FuzzyJack 15
And then she will make a temple out of your nail clippings with a picture of you on top of it. Good luck with the creep, OP.