freaked out
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
People will collect literally anything
Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
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jPriya 4
Gross
whitey53 5
Hey, if I were you I'd be sitting down with her and talk about how creepy that is and if she doesn't stop then you will have to break up.
bstudds 1
that type of creepy doesn't seem like it could be reasoned with, just saying!
DjeePee 25
No one interested in making an OAG-meme about this? Post it on 9gag, I'll vote.
Nbrandwine 7
The moron is strong in this one.
THE_A_TEEN 28
9gag is horrible.
lanitotherescue 1
eff 9gag. when does the narwhal bacon?
DjeePee 25
Oh, come on, why is it so moronic? I see overly attached girlfriend memes all the time and, think what you want, this should be a good one.
a_commenter 3
boo, you thumb *****.
skizza_fml 3
Gonna have to go with reddit, I see things on reedit, then see them everywhere else not long after
chlle_2012 0
Midnight!
DocBastard 40
There's something seriously wrong with her, but I can't quite put my finger on it. Oh yeah - she's ******* nuts. I think I nailed it.
trqskq 14
You hit the nail on the head there, Doc.
Blackadder 14
Yeah thumbs up
laden_swallow09 35
All right, that's enough, you two. No one likes a kiss-ass.
LiterOfCola 16
Haha he better leave now or shell have those in a jar under her bed soon too...
j_cat187 20
Shes also gonna chop off your dick and pickle it.
DooleyFTW 17
Maybe she's waiting for the day when scientists can use that DNA to clone you do she can have a private army of boyfriends!
perdix 31
Silly girl! Nails are just dead tissue, so that trick won't work. To keep you together, she'll need to collect and store your blood, bile, saliva and semen. Don't those kids learn anything at Hogwarts these days?!?!
Enslaved 38
I'm sure he wouldn't mind her collecting his semen. :P
perdix 31
Oh, yeah, that and the saliva are the "fun" precious bodily fluids to contribute. It balanced out for the unpleasantness of donating the other two. ;)
bReLiNg 18
I'd start acting secretive and get a spell book and pretend to believe in magic. Give her a taste of her own medicine! Maybe she'd start seeing how creepy it is.
IcedJesus 5
Or she will invite you to her rituals
Katy326 10
Or shorter....
christopherryan 0
Might wanna have a talk with her, and if that doesnt work you need to GTFO