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freaked out This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Edmonton, Canada

People will collect literally anything

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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naduskalove 3

Wow, this is so ridiculous and nasty !!! I am just speechless. O_O

Psycho hose beast...

What the **** ?!

Overlly Attached Grilfriend

Give me your nails gypsy

Um, I say no, it'll make you leave faster...

RUN!!!! RUN WHILE YOU CAN!!!!

How? When I clip my nails those bastards shoot across the room never to be seen again.

Girlfriend: "I've got a spell on yoooou...." Consider leaving, with the clippings. That is, if you still can ;)