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People will collect literally anything

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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rightspark 7

Just file them small enough where she can't cut them and keep getting laid op

:-/ very creepy

daydreamer244 13

Scary stuff op...scary stuff...

Ahh real monsters!

kaitie311 1

That's so not stalkerish!

Make sure that you *mistakenly* break it at some point. Nail clippings and hair strands can be used against you if you are into weird shit. Plus: underwear under tables are a bad omen. Take care :)!!

overly attached girlfriend!!!!

Run..... Fast

ScaryLullaby 10

That girl is crazy!

Reminds me of the creepypasta Mason... O_o