freaked out
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
People will collect literally anything
Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
Top comments
Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
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ninjacapo 2
Or not
dsl1123 8
WOW that's to creepy for me.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
LEAVE! This sounds like the start of one of those crime shows. And ends with your body in a freezer.
elvisaaron 3
Run for the hills !! That's a little on the stage 10 clinger side and crazy !
goodgood_fml 5
It's not nails. It's underwear under the bed. Or so the Urban Legend says. Either way, might want to lace up your running shoes and prepare to run. Does she cook your food too? Yes? Run!!!
la_puta_madre 4
I should have read your comment first before I added mine ;)
yinanne12 0
EW!!!
osm1989_fml 6
And you didn't find it odd to begin with that she was cutting your nails for you?
tonygar 18
RUN...Don't walk
sarah6786 14
The first thought that went through my head when I read this was Quagmire collecting strands of Louis' hair and nail clipping for his secret shrine of her.
vbmg152 19
You know they use that stuff for voodoo, right? She can put some bad jou jou (sp?) on you!