freaked out
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
People will collect literally anything
Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
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DukeLeto 14
Sounds like she and I see the same witch doctor. Has she been to Wachootoo recently, or does she go around the house chanting "ooh eeh uh la la ting tang walla walla bing bang"?
geraldthelion 15
She is using voodoo magic on you.
gottageek 17
In this situation run. Don't look back! Nobody will judge you if you leave that level of crazy. Fake your death if you have to.
cocosaure 8
Okay never heard of that before that's totally creepy I wonder what else she collects that belongs to you. Weird!!!!
davek 36
Definitely making a voodoo doll.
nickmatt 1
Get out! That's not good
FalconSam1414 19
Psycho...
medichick 5
Um this is very creepy. I would prob run for your life lol
zombiekitten87 12
Or she's into voodoo. Make sure you take that jar with you when you FLEE FOR YOUR LIFE.
garytg 3
Prove her wrong!