freaked out
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Edmonton, Canada
People will collect literally anything
Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML
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Thale_fml 8
Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!
vic55jets 13
That's just creepy :3
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meikola 6
Um, be afraid. Be very afraid. Sheesh!
caitiebug1119 15
Run away fast and don't look back. Also, cross your fingers that she's not planning on using the clippings to make a clone of you after you tell her you're breaking up with her.
SmileyKyliKins 4
She sounds like a devoted young lady..
chippa 24
This is the first FML that's actually made me gasp. Jesus!!!! Get out of there.
goaliegrl17 0
That's kinda scary dude.......
RemedyMarks 1
What the **** dude
NatalieOntheTram 11
Have you checked her closet? I suspect that there may be a likeliness of you crafted from wads of your used gum.
1xaspera 6
Shedoo Voodoo
aaron54345 3
You know that's voodoo, right?
forever_born 6
All I have is ????