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freaked out This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Edmonton, Canada

People will collect literally anything

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

Collection

Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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Isn't anyone going to comment on the weirdness of her cutting his nails regularly enough to have a jar full of them? And him not being creeped out that she wants to cut his nails for him all the time?

Turn around- run.

(O_O) Fly you fool

Careycaryn1997 17

Creppy

I agree with everyone else that said this, this girl has "crazy ex girlfriend stalker that will kill you and whoever you start dating next when she has the chance" vibe. Be careful and tread lightly. that or she might just be eccentric ... maybe she is insecure about herself ... either or it's your choice.

Basedpapi 7

Get out now bro .

Dude that's creepy leave her NOW

this was posted in 2012 & it's now 2015...anyone curious if OP is still alive??

Dude, don't date crazy, thats crazy

hobbestherost666 3

Run