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freaked out This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff Edmonton, Canada

People will collect literally anything

Today, I discovered why my girlfriend is so obsessed with cutting my nails. She collects my clippings in a jar under her bed. She claims it will keep us together longer. FML

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Woah. RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN!

vic55jets 13

That's just creepy :3

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That's creepy hahahaha

that's a bit strange.

The_F3rris 11

At least she doesn't collect used condoms and keep them under her bed

RRRRUUUUNNNN!!!!!!

sounds like youd better get out of that relationship FAST OP

WTF?!? Creepy •_•

You mean ex-girlfriend, right?

Dude get out!!

Could make a good photography project.

She will stalk you when you leave so make sure you can disappear really well. Get out now while you still can .