Today, while going through my daughter’s room, I found a pair of pants with the security tag still attached. My daughter is a thief. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a woman and her daughter came into the store I work at. The girl placed a pair of underpants on the counter, and confessed she had stolen them earlier. Assuming she had already heard a lecture, I simply thanked her for bringing them back. Her mom yelled at me for not yelling at her. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, I realized the dress I bought yesterday still had the security tag on. I returned to the store to get it removed, only to realize I'd lost my receipt. The lady at the counter thought I stole it, called security, and had me escorted out, dress-less. FML
Today, I found out that my daughter has been stuffing my push-up bras and lipstick into her backpack, putting them on at school, and taking them off before she gets home. She's 9. The only reason I found out is because her teacher reported me to social services. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I went early Xmas shopping for my daughter and almost spent my whole paycheck for the week on her, only to have some asshole grab my bag and run off, stealing all her gifts, all in front of a security guard and store employee, who did nothing to help. FML
Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML
Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML
Today, my daughter is too crafty for her own good: she found out I was planning on driving her to her first date to meet a boy, so she let the air out of my car tyres, removed my bike chain, and even stole my bus pass. I taught her well. Well played daughter, well played. FML
Today, I woke up to find my 6-year-old daughter had duct taped me to my bed and dropped my wallet down the toilet. Well played. FML
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Randee Leigh 4
or maybe they forgot to remove it at the store. happened to me a few time. maybe you shoupdnt assume the worst
mas12806 24
Why were you going through her room??
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Comments (16)
zoelog 10
sounds like you were searching her room. I'm wondering why? did you suspect something?
TheCrazedHare 7
you realize sometimes they don't remove those during checkout on accident? happen to me plenty of times
Dominique12 18
I've bought stuff plenty of times and they've forgotten to remove the tag. I took a shirt back WITH THE RECEIPT and was still accused of stealing it. Now I just break it off with a hammer or pliers. Just ask her about it.
AmbrosiaFan 19
OR maybe the sales associate forgot to remove it... sad that you automatically call your child a thief. you should be ashamed.
Larissa Potts 4
dang all these parents on here not knocking and going through their kids shit. loosen the leash! it could have been an accident.
randybryant799 21
Why were you going through your daughters room?