Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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MaryJane75 7
you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
tehhotness 0
"no speaka the english"... then run
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NorfolkDude 2
Are you really going to become a doctor or is that a lie? If it's a lie, then you deserve it. But if not, don't stress it. A job's a job, no matter how "low" it may seem. If she honestly can't see that, then she's not worth it. She'll waste all your money. Just think of it as being lucky that you found out beforehand.
rachel13_fml 0
Well stop lying.
dammn 0
i agree with # 1 .
kk_fml 0
And??? I think most people in med school have jobs on the side. If you were lying about being in med school, well you shouldn't have lied, but I don't see how she would find out its a lie just by seeing you working at BK. And if it wasn't a lie I don't see what the point of this story is.
mf_fml 0
yeah, dude, really... lying gets you into shit like this.
knitbitch 0
All the comments before this are correct.
blackdude_fml 0
he is prolly Lying about this post too, once a lier always a lier. Hey but it is good to Lie sometimes.
chaldo97 0
you work at burger king...how old d you have to be to work there? email me if yu can't contact me. my email is [email protected] thanks.
drimpossible 0
Lying to get with a girl is never a good idea... if it turns out you like them, you will have to tell them eventually.
ArmoredSandwich 0
Oh come on people! QQ more! it's just lying to lying to a girl ://
puppylove8077 1
It's JUST lying to a girl? Really u just jeopardize ur ENTIRE relationship for lying