Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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Top comments
MaryJane75 7
you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
tehhotness 0
"no speaka the english"... then run
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Comments (114)
Arch27 27
There's an easy way to fix that, but you'd have to be quick enough to say it when you're confronted: "Going to school isn't free. I still need money. I still need to work."
Yizzimindi 0
Med students need money too!
israelnotjacob 20
"Today, I was at working at Burger King" That alone equals YDI. There is no way to complete that statement where you don't deserve whatever terrible thing happened to you. I have been out of college for well over 3 years and have only been able to get factory jobs, but working at a burger joint is the lowest of lows. Even if this crappy economy there are still better jobs that you can get literally within a week or two if you just go to a temp agency or something. Therefore, anything bad that happens at said job, you deserved it to the fullest extent.
xghostvirusx 4
You realize its totally possible to go to medical school and work at burger king? Its called school because you have to pay for it, not cause its a job.
WellImScrewed124 6
123k YDI's ouch
cwl727 33
You have to pay for school somehow.
Eltobak 13
Well i think that u are a loser that needs to lie in the first place so u deserve it
AnimeRules1125 24
"Today, I was at working at" Sorry, I just had to point it out....
Hime9908 22
Girls ALWAYS find out the truth
deemoe 5
just say u working to pay off school fees