Today, I was at working at Burger King as a cashier. A girl I met last night came in and said, "Aren't you that guy from last night?" Last night, I had told her I was going to medical school and was going to be a doctor in less than a year. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. They informed me they were lawyers throughout the meal, which explained the gorgeous house. My boyfriend excitedly told them I was promoted manager at my job. They asked where I work. I work at Burger King. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was at a party. Trying to overcome my social anxiety, I was trying to take part in conversations. So, when a girl mentioned she had a doctor's appointment next morning, I blurted out: "What kind of a doctor?" Everyone stared as she responded: "A gynaecologist." FML
Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML
Today, I was working at my job as a cashier, checking out an elderly woman's groceries. She was very nice, and we chatted for a couple minutes. Once she had paid, she leaned close to me and said, very politely, "I'm so so sorry that I mistook you for a girl at first, young man." I AM a girl. FML
Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML
Today, I met a girl at an airport before an early flight, after I’d only had 3 hours sleep. She moved here for a job in radiology. We joked, laughed, flirted, and parted ways. I told my friend, who asked why I hadn't get her number. I joked I would’ve if she'd been a doctor. He then says, “Radiologists ARE doctors, duh!” FML
Today, after working my shift at McDonalds, I went to clock in at my dispatch job. During a 911 call, I blurted, "Would you like to try the McRib while it's back?" FML
Today, I found out that the girl I tutored in high school in basic ENGLISH just received her PhD in Biophysics. I am now the manager of a McDonald's. I was also the Valedictorian of our graduating class. FML
Today, I went to a grocery store after work, exhausted. I nodded politely at a woman who smiled at me repeatedly. I realized at checkout she thought I was someone she knew. I nodded through a full conversation without knowing who I was pretending to be. FML
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MaryJane75 7
you could have just told her you were working there part time to help pay for med school
tehhotness 0
"no speaka the english"... then run
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Art_Vandeley 0
i told a girl once i was the 2nd in command of a frigate. Shit was so cash!
foolsangel 4
I agree with 25 and 28, why should we feel sorry for you? YDI for lying.
Chaith 16
What's with people and med school? Use your imagination!
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Hey 18... fun fact... if the post is a lie, then the initial doctor lie couldn't have existed, and thus "once a lier [sic] always a lier [sic]" does not apply because there is no correlation between the two lies.
ilovefml99 0
sleezeball
ohhhhshizzz 0
#19: YOU can't even spell you correctly how would you get a job at Burger King, isn't that a litte out of your reach. And you, OP, should have planned your lie out better, YDI. Because when I lie, I make up at least 4 lies and then think about all the possiblities of what can happen. Lie smarter next time. And if she doesn't know your name, then you obviously weren't that good in bed hun.
wbrycem 0
#37 just pulls out the bitch card on everyone. Glad to know you lie like it's a game of chess. #6 should come up with a better FML. If #6 can't, #6 should stop bitching. And I think it's funny that he would tell her that he's in medical school, mainly because I'd probably do the same thing.
neversatisfied 0
lmfao #4 hahah and yea u totally deserve this for lying!!!
WeStayCrunk24x7 0
thats what u get for working at burger king
diet_cocaine 0
this has happened to me as well its a shitty feeling eh bro