Today, it was my first day at a new school. I pulled into the parking lot and saw this really cute guy. I was checking him out in my rear view mirror. When I looked ahead, there was something in the road, so I swirved real hard and took down an entire wooden fence. That something was a plastic bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I was at a family friend's house for a gathering. I grabbed my food and started heading towards the patio. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the patio, as there was a glass door in my way that I didn't see. My sophomore year crush saw everything, along with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Stunt_fml 5
This is why, WHEN DRIVING, PAY ATTENTION IN FRONT OF YOU. Come on.... I can't stress this enough.
xxMiiNii 0
YDI. People like you shouldn't have a driving license at all.
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Comments (117)
irishdancer 0
wtf does OP mean?
thatonesinginkid 0
1. You spelt psycho wrong. 2. How does it make her a creeper? All it makes her is human. Teenage girls have major hot guy radar that never turns off, BELIEVE ME.
shmaller 0
And you wonder why people say women can't drive...
thelonelylurker 0
Women... always making big deals out of everything.
diamondg4u2c 0
thats what you get for being a scatter brain. they need to take your lic away.. good for bid you saw brad pitt walking a dog. you might run over a kid or something
imahorsegirl 0
you spelled 'swerve' wrong...
wearinsexypants 0
Really, something you all have missed is that SHE WAS IN THE PARKING LOT. 1, she's lucky she didn't hit like 8 parked cars and/or people for as stupidly as she reacted. 2, she was probably driving way too fast for a parking lot, otherwise she would have been able to brake instead of wildly swerving. Basically, she's an idiot.
boogersyum 0
I agreeee!
stfunubcake 0
ydi for driving while not paying attention. ydi for not wearing glasses (since you seem rather blind) ydi for not being able to turn without hitting a fence.
HotSauce_fml 0
Another woman posting an "im a terrible driver" FML. Im not surprised.
fenrisulfr 0
If you see "a little something" crossing the road while driving, just brace yourself and run over ir. It may seem druel but avoids bigger accidents.
tripp136 4
I love alabama like a true man! MOBILE FTW