Today, it was my first day at a new school. I pulled into the parking lot and saw this really cute guy. I was checking him out in my rear view mirror. When I looked ahead, there was something in the road, so I swirved real hard and took down an entire wooden fence. That something was a plastic bag. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was driving at night and saw a small animal run across the road. I slammed on my brakes and got rear-ended. The animal turned out to be a plastic grocery bag. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I noticed I parked behind a boy I like. Trying to impress him with my driving skills, I ended up forgetting to put the car in reverse and rear-ended him. FML
Today, while I was driving, I saw my driving instructor from high school walking on the sidewalk. As I waved to him, I rear-ended the car in front of me. Guess I really showed him how much I learned from him. FML
Today, at school, I saw the guy I like at his locker. I decided to run up from behind and surprise him. I ended up accidentally slamming his locker on his fingers. FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, I was at a family friend's house for a gathering. I grabbed my food and started heading towards the patio. Unfortunately, I didn't make it to the patio, as there was a glass door in my way that I didn't see. My sophomore year crush saw everything, along with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I was driving along when I saw a hot girl walking. I decided to impress her by doing a 180 degree turn. Successfully pulling off my trick, I decided to back up so I could go the right way. Not looking behind, I backed up and smashed into a wall. FML
Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML
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Stunt_fml 5
This is why, WHEN DRIVING, PAY ATTENTION IN FRONT OF YOU. Come on.... I can't stress this enough.
xxMiiNii 0
YDI. People like you shouldn't have a driving license at all.
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Comments (117)
athos1237 4
YDI for looking behind instead of in-front. #90 grow-up. When people post how stupid they are, well others will call them stupid. It happens.
Shyman4ever 0
YDI for being a female driver
lobby0ne 0
Should I say stupid or stoopid?!
lol123mely 0
lmaoo am i the only one here who is finding this funny?
JP101 0
you're lucky you didn't kill somebody! keep your horamones in check and pay attention to what you are doing.
stargazer89 0
so you PULLED UP in the parking lot, meaning you stopped. but you saw a plastic bag in front of you.. on the road ahead. .. in the parking lot. and you swerved. .. while stationary. hitting a fence. if you're going to lie, at least do it properly.
lologirl419 0
yep, that's like literally what I was about to say. Looked at the FML once, had to read it over. It didn't make any sense. Now, I don't typically call fake, but I'm gonna have to here. =P
primogen18 0
You're the reason I hate driving sometimes, stupid people like you who aren't paying attention and actually DRIVING. You're in a ******* car behind the wheel, for ***** sake, pay attention to what you're doing. YDI
Lifes_Great77 0
YDI for being dumb and not watching the road :)
mlia172 0
you're just an idiot
itsNicoleyo 2
YDI for not keeping an eye on the road.