Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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sigma941 0
Now that is shit irony!!!
FMLdaileygirl 0
lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!
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srak 0
KARMA ydi
laxmiddie36 0
ydi cause u play soccer
K66J 0
First of all, it's football. Second, FYL but cheer up, some of the best football players score with their faces, i.e. William Gallas.
godyourethick 0
YDI for calling it 'soccer'.
NyronNosworthy 0
YDI for being shite at football.
Cap0187 0
# 61 wat men um my national squad so wtf yu tlkin bout pussy idc hw i tlk its mouth clearly nt urs if yu didnt nd onli real bitch ass pusssies use stupid words lik coherent nd formulating nd incapble nd abortion
Intoxicunt 6
Your mother must be so proud, Cap. Here's your ******* cookie. Yeah, idiots use words like "coherent" and absolute geniuses use words like "tlkin". Give me some of what you're smoking.....so I can keep the supply out of the general population. We don't need any more people like you. "idc hw i tlk its mouth clearly nt urs if yu didnt"...Um what? I hope you don't talk like this, but you probably do. It's hard to understand someone whose head is crammed up their ass.
Hockeylover87_71 0
American football should be offended that you losers keep calling "soccer" (*cough cough* gay *cough*) football.
Bredynamite 0
lmao wow hope ur not a boy because that means u suck at soccer
Fop 6
Sexist idiot, go hang yourself.
LTO73 0
That has happened to me at least 4 times. lol
friskywisky 0
looks like u take many balls to the face lol jk that sucks