Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML
Today, I got kicked in the face at a soccer game. Everybody clapped. FML
Today, I was walking around in a park when I passed some kids playing soccer. One of them kicked the ball as hard as he could at me. Luckily, I caught the ball, then I drop-kicked it, intending to say, "Go get it." Instead, it bounced off a nearby tree and hit me in the face. FML
Today, during a soccer game, some utter moron got the bright idea of trying to score a goal from his side of the field. I sarcastically made a big show of just barely stopping the ball, and nailed it off to the side. The ball hit a kid so hard in the head that he had to go to the hospital. FML
Today, I was practicing soccer at my school. My team was practicing penalty kicks. It was my turn up and this cute girl that I like was watching off ten feet away from the goal. I was running to take the kick when I slipped and kicked the ball. It hit her head and now she won't talk to me. FML
Today, I finally scored a goal in a soccer game. Too bad it was in our own net. FML
Today, playing soccer, I jumped up to make a header and clear the ball away from our goal. I got the ball but some guy kicked me in the face. I was taken off. All the parents were horrified, saying how badly my nose must have broken. Turns out my nose was fine. That's just how my nose looks. FML
Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML
Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML
Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML
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sigma941 0
Now that is shit irony!!!
FMLdaileygirl 0
lol, that happened to me, but instead with a baseball. I was the pitcher, and I threw it, my grandpa hit it and it hit me right in the face. I had a bloody nose, but he gave me a dollar!
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Comments (116)
jw90 18
Bahahah now that's funny shit right there!
gonzolove 0
My friend got a concussion once because she was standing in front of the goal post and got hit in the face with the ball so hard that it knocked her head backwards into the post. She passed out. That was during practice though, not during a game, so FYL.
somethingawesome 9
just slap her in the face after the game.
the_stereotype 0
it's really not a big deal. the girl probably didn't do it on purpose...and really, either duck from the ball or head it. people get hit in the face all the time during soccer, it doesn't mean it was on purpose. if the other girl is at fault, so is the OP for not heading it or sit down on the ground, so they could take her out after being hit. OP needs to get over it.
alival 12
Hahaha! Ya when they're slapping hands 2 say good game she shuld just move her hand up and slap her in the face!!!
SaintJimmy 0
I totally agree with number 25.
bosshaug 0
Being first is orgasmicly orgasmic
natsumosam92 0
why is it frowned upon to be struck in the face?
HUFILMER 0
Bad deal. next time get closer tho.
Ruskom 0
hit her back LOL
aback 5
You're lucky it was only Facesmack Saturday and not Buttfuck Friday.
kawaii_chan 1
LOL @ OP xD That really stinks, but still . . . it's really funny xDDD