Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I were on the road. She saw that I got an innocent text from a friend, Melissa. In a fit of jealous rage, she put the gear of my car to “P” causing the car behind me to rear end me. My bumper fell off. She told me, “Tell that bitch Melissa to take care of that.” FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, saying I was immature for making gay jokes all the time. A few hours later, I got six texts and three calls from guys I didn't know. It turns out, she put my name and number on Craigslist as a gay man seeking a relationship. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, according to my girlfriend's instant messenger, which she left open on my laptop, I am her rough shag on the side while she searches for a guy who is husband material that her parents will approve of. I guess the engagement ring in my bag is going back to the shop. FML
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Ruffclue 9
Hey man you gotta learn how to lie.
Keevarou 17
You could have told her that it was because of a present to her... Then no loose ends to misunderstand on :) Fyl though, she sounds kind of insecure.. If she really love you, maybe she will want you back
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Comments (193)
jaytee1994 9
Your kinda stupid for saving the number..,
kimmi41509 10
Well refusing to tell her anything is your fault. That makes it seem more suspicious. You should have just lied and said it was your cousin or something and then confessed who it really was after you proposed.
AgaveLoco 5
Next time, buy the ring someone named Steve
obviousboy 8
Dodged a bullet. Now you can find a woman with enough confidence to trust you.
PieterseMJ 20
that sucks, but you should have just made up some story... i would also wonder if my boyfriend has a strange number and he won't tell me anything about it
DasHaas 9
I wouldn't want to be with a girlfriend who could not accept 'just some girl' as the answer to a question like that. You probably did dodge a bullet there. Now lets just hope you're not just as bad as her, and can actually do better :)
alienator064 0
Why didn't you tell her who it was dumby and just leave out the engagement ring part
Ashlee0715 8
Ouch, that sucks man. Maybe you can patch things up?
Aliicat16 9
If it really came down to it you should have told her but a girl that would break up with u for such a stupid reason might not be worth marrying.
Christala 8
My guy doesn't get into my phone. forced lock code due to work security restrictions on company email on handhelds. Get the ring, win her back, explain who Melissa was, and LOCK YOUR DAMN PHONE.
catatonicsleep 17
in a good, trusting relationship where you don't hide things you don't need to lock your phone...
Callyn 47
he locks it because her company tells her to. She has work email which she can't let other people read.