Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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Top comments
Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
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Comments (91)
sneakypeekaboo 8
You pick the nursing home. just keep that in mind
allknowingbrony 5
Kick they're asses out, tell them there over-stayed there welcome
Zebidee 9
This is a test, right? *eye twitch*
BloodyMary666 24
Are u sure they only "forgot" how to leave?
physicist48 0
Kick them out.
codbloodedkill3r 0
Move out but sell the house first so then I will be illegal for them to live there! Their faces will be priceless when u say oh I'm moving out and also so r u cause I no longer own this house, bye!
owo_fml 9
What if they follow OP to his new address? D:
theonlysweetpea 10
They have to go! Tell them to pack up
omgwtfbbq69 5
dude...
OsirisFaction_fml 5
Change the locks one day while they're out. They will get the message.
anon_e_m00se 8
Sell the house. Don't let them move with you.
gleeklove 2
Show em who's boss!!! :D