Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
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Comments (91)
leadman1989 16
Start walking around naked, hire some clowns, fill your living room with jello and boom they're gonzo.
leadman1989 16
Darn it I forgot about the shock collars, midgets, and anal herpes.
KnucklesDeep 5
Grow a set you spineless twerp and confront them.
rhysfucker 24
I was going to go with 'Balls; if you don't have a pair go to the local butcher shop. Then learn how to use them.' Your sentiment is just as effective. Kudos.
heyred 11
They can't get you to leave legally - so be careful not to eat or drink anything they give you.
DrFuzzyNuts 0
you must have a nice house and they must be really jealous
Jetpackwalrus 0
Hope their plan isn't tio start having sex on your kitchen counter...that would make me flee. Fyl
beebeeL 1
BS! Kick their asses out! Simple as that.
dellama10 0
Grow a pair op. Obviously if they were visiting they have somewhere to go back to (if they no longer do then that's their bad for assuming they could stay) and it's about time they did so. Next time they leave the house, put their things outside the front door and lock up the house. Easy as that.
TheNewGuy03 29
Next thing you know, they'll be plotting your murder. Watch your six, OP. Oh, and kick them the **** out...?
madeline1960 0
sorry , but that's funny !!
numberswoman 14
Time to pack their crap, rent a moving van and have it delivered to their old address!