Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML
Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML
Today, I retook my ACT. I have been fighting a cold all week and have been very sneezy lately. Midway through the test, I got the urge to sneeze. Since it was very quiet and I didn't want to disturb the peace, I tried to hold my sneeze in. I ended up letting out a huge fart instead. FML
Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML
Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML
Today, I was giving a presentation in front of my class. Mid-speech, I felt a sudden urge to sneeze and tried to hold it in. Instead, I let out the most obnoxious, window-rattling sneeze imaginable, complete with a spray of snot, which landed on my notes. I think I traumatized my classmates for life. FML
Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, I went to a very crowded restaurant. Being really shy, I requested to sit in the corner, but instead they placed me in the center of the dinning area. I started to eat my food and got really spaced out. Suddenly I sneeze-farted and everyone turned to look at me. FML
Today, I was nervously observing a delicate medical procedure while training at my new job. I tried to stifle a sneeze and instead (as you can probably guess) ripped the biggest, most cartoonishly loud fart of my life. My ass sounded like a tuba and I was asked to leave the room. FML
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BoratSagdiyev 2
Be proud. Own that shit.
TheDrifter 24
The pressure has to go somewhere. Just be glad out came out dry.
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Comments (112)
fmessiah 19
I dislike people who knowingly spread disease and sickness.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
At least you didn't sneeze! Just have to be in a smelly room for a while...not that bad right? :)
stitesy29 18
You dont say
brand0n93 5
It will make a funny story someday
AtomicRebirth 11
If you have the flu, you shouldn't be going anywhere. Even if it is mild, you can still spread it to everyone you see. YDI
zuzupetalsYO 11
Flu=stay home. But did they applaud?
WizardOfOzLA 2
If you block one way out, it'll find a detour !
WizardOfOzLA 2
Hey, chill out bro !! take a deep breath, spit out a fart and relax !
HeyArnold91 8
I read this FML with an Australian accent and it just made me laugh even more. But seriously OP, it's a natural bodily function...embarrassing now, but very laughable later on
CuriousAlien 7
Lol um, I hope you all were on different couches and I hope you ate salad for dinner.