Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One night stand
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
pittmanw
Jackson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Username
France
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
poserpilot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
El Cajon, United States
Legged it
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Dammit
United States
Thud
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
-_-
Lahaina, United States
Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Top comments
Chinnithy 0
you should sleep with him again and steal them back
Freeze_fml 17
This is why you don't have sex with random people.
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Comments (96)
catlynnpenn 0
you must have really great pillows and blankets lol
iTzDann 0
rofl lmao
catlynnpenn 0
;)
nikkibeez 0
maybe you shouldn't sleep with random people.. but i guess people have the right to do what they please.
dfens 8
Is anyone supposed to believe you never have? Lies.
wtfsnickers 1
like u never did
nikkibeez 0
aww poor boys... such tiny little brains. i guess because i have a picture of me where, "omg i can paritially see her boobie!!", means that i sleep around with random men.
teamholcombe 0
At least you know your place, the bedroom.
skittle68 0
Thought it was the kitchen?
teamholcombe 0
the bedroom if she is not cooking.
denvan 0
hahaha someone is way too broke or took them as a souvenier
DLTsandwich 5
"The guy" you slept with? Did you even know his name before you had sex with him? Am I the only one who thinks you should personally know someone before you sleep with them these days?! Sheesh! YDI for inviting some random guy into your home, bed, and ******.
hairdreser0nfire 0
exactly!
ImaginaryFoe 1
I have to agree. I'm not sure why you wouldn't expect something to be stolen when you invite a stranger into your home. It sounds like you got off easy (pun intended). Maybe you know better now. Next ONS at his place or go full on and get a room.
MzFitz 4
I fully agree and was going to say the same thing! don't have sex with people you don't know dumb@$$
Doortje 30
That's actually pretty awesome. you should do the same with your next ONS, and then there'll be a whole chain of pillowstealers!
FLCL4711Fox 0
*smiles and looks away* not a big fan of pillow talk I guess*
Aeope 0
FLCL! :D
linkmax 15
He probably wants your DNA to clone you.
IDidnDoIt 3
wonder if he does that for everyone he sleeps with and he just has this ridiculous collection of pillows in his closet haha
linkmax 15
He could make a fort.
kwmfl 4
i think if i ever sleep with some random girl, im going to do this. just to be "that" guy