Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One night stand
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pittmanw
Jackson, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up cold. The guy I had sex with last night stole my blanket. He also took everything out of my freezer, and all of my soap, shampoo, and conditioner. The number he left me was for a pizza place. FML
Anonymous
Today, I fell asleep with my luggage at a bus terminal. Upon waking up, I found that someone had opened my bags and stolen all my socks. FML
Username
France
Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
poserpilot
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
El Cajon, United States
Legged it
Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML
BedazzledAlpaca
Englewood, United States
Today, I fell asleep on the couch and woke up to find that I had slept through my house getting robbed. FML
Dammit
United States
Thud
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
-_-
Lahaina, United States
Today, I woke up to a warm bed, the morning sunlight bathing my face, and my boyfriend sneaking my credit card out of my purse. FML
why me
Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Top comments
Chinnithy 0
you should sleep with him again and steal them back
Freeze_fml 17
This is why you don't have sex with random people.
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Comments (96)
zkchild 0
What did you expect, he's homeless.
fml3010 0
YDI ****
lsousa 0
wow lol idk even know what to say to thst
christhehaxxor 2
Sounds like a keeper lol
Leser98 0
that's what ya get fir sleeping with a hobo
Todayi 0
Hahha that's funny.
jjluv456 11
LAWL
Miss_Mandi 29
YDI. You don't drop your guard like that with a one night stand, come on :P
jayhawkchik 4
They must have been nice pillows.
limitles 14
Quit sleeping around. The universe is really trying to tell you that!