Today, I went into an exam room to do a check-up on one of my patients. I told the little girl's mother that she needed her flu shots. When the girl heard this, she took an apple out of her pocket and threw it at me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while trying to give an immunization to a "special" 13-year-old, I got spit on, kicked, almost bitten, and had a chair thrown at me. When it was all over, I flinched when the patient tried to hug me. Her mom called me a "b*tch" and I later found out she wasn't a "special" child. FML
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, a little girl from my Sunday School class approached me and told me she had a stomach ache. She seemed very upset and her face was discolored so I took her to the nurse. While we were walking out the door, I looked down and saw a half-eaten crayon on the floor. That'll do it. FML
Today, I was giving myself a breast exam for lumps. I heard laughing, looked around and saw that the 12 year-old neighbor and his friends were watching through the window. FML
Today, my daughter wanted to show me the tooth she had just lost. As I was in a rush to leave for work, I quickly picked up and swallowed my pill that was on the kitchen table. It was only until I looked back down at the table did I see not only my pill, but one extremely angry daughter glaring at me. FML
Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a fingerstick in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year-old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to, "Watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The kid fainted. FML
Today, for the second day in a row, I was constantly abused, yelled at, insulted, and berated by my wife for "endangering our child's life." I took her to the doctor for a vaccination and flu shot yesterday. FML
Today, while waiting for my name to be called at the doctor's office, a little boy threw a Dixie cup full of water at me, making it look like I wet my pants. His mom just laughed and dragged him off. FML
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umerin 32
I guess an apple a day really does keep the doctor away.
ElricMustang 23
I'm just surprised she kept an apple in her pocket, expecting to have to throw it at you lol
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Comments (49)
katydid91 31
As the old saying goes "An apple a day, keeps the doctor away." Though in your case it might actually send you to a doctor of your own.
foxy_sunshine 8
Hahahaha :D sorry but this is hilarious!!
katydid91 31
For as rabid and nasty as I got with my doctors about shots when I was younger, I can't recall throwing anything at them. Other acts of violence were still fair game!
Llama_Face89 34
I tweaked out my first time getting blood drawn. Was terrified of needles and seeing that large gauge needle... Let's just saw a nurse nearly lost an eye.
ooft 8
Hey you got a free apple
annarcheer 19
dang an apple? was it a whole one?
Joshawott 21
If I was you, I would have probably faked a really over-dramatic reaction to try and make her laugh, to try and change the mood.
agsilver 14
An apple a day...
powelale0000 19
...apparently doesn't keep repeated comments away
Lil_Red777 21
I got the flu shot and then two weeks later got the flu anyway. Never got it again and I haven't had the flu since. Guess I'm lucky.
vikky538 29
I hope you were able catch the apple...then the situation would be whole lot different..angry kid looking at you and the kids mother winking at you...
RagingWill 17
Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's because they actually inject you with a weaker strain of the virus so your body produces antibodies to fend it off, so there are a number of people who get a weaker version of the flu from a flu shot but it prevents a worse case from happening.