IloveMaroon5
United States
Ominous
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Flaps
United States
Unfair
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
poop
United States
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
arknvl
Trondheim, Norway
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Anonymous
Never go public
Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML
lol
Adding insult to injury
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Jessica S.
Louisville, United States
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
notyourfriend
Peterborough, Canada
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Needsanewjob
United States
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
boredatwork
Canada
I know that sound
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
Top comments
iLazy 0
Why do people add their bosses to facebook? lack of friends? Adding your boss to facebook is like digging your own grave.
Miss_Michaela 10
So you're either fired.. Or you spend most of your time filling up their wall with pointless statuses and Farmville posts.
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zolziski 11
Why are people thumbing this down? You shouldn't be friends with your boss on Facebook. It's a SOCIAL networking site. As far as I'm concerned it's unprofessional and asking for trouble.
cryonized321 0
why would I add ur boss in ur Facebook that's stupid
BrittanyCelesteP 0
nobody asked you to?
FlashBurn 13
Well duh... it means they don't want to be your friend! I mean, I wouldn't friend my boss, and if they decide to be enemies... Don't use them as a reference, trust me.
HyundaiOwner7 0
YDI for being friends with your boss on fb...
Livinia 11
Why did you even add your boss on Facebook in the first place?!
angelchic3 0
the question is why are u using Selena gomez's picture as your own? -_-
rockefoe 6
what probably did it was your profile pic of you holding a plastic red cup
sourgirl101 29
Hey ILoveMarron5, Why the "misery"? This is "just a feeling" that it's your "wake up call". It "makes me wonder," why you're thinking you want your boss to "get back in my life". Do you think they need to "give a little more" Don't worry, without you "She will be loved" by "this love". This is the "sweetest goodbye". ***Can you tell I love Marron5 too!(:
sourgirl101 29
Whoops *maroon5- hahahha I'm such a shitty speller!
spazmattic 0
I don't love maroon 5, but this was clever. High five, miss!
JesusFishTaco 5
-How'd you know I love maroon 5? -Well you told me that you were into really horrible music, so I thought this would be perfect.
angelchic3 0
it's cool ur a fan but this was such a lame response
MrXerxes5 6
It's not a good thing that you own a Facebook either. everyone knows they just **** you over in the long run, because parents/family/employers look for that shit and you don't always know what people will say on your profile. Or what you will say after being shit face.
robert76 5
You know there are privacy settings on Facebook where you can set it so the only thing people not your friends can see is your profile picture....right?
shannonreneee 11
My boss friend requested me. I cant say no cause its a really small business and would ask me why I didn't.
lovetennis11 0
ahah oh woww