Ominous
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
Today, I found out that if your boss unfriends you on Facebook, it's probably not a good sign. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, I learned to keep your posts private on social media. Your boss might find your Facebook status updates saying, “I hate this shitty 9-5, I want to be on a beach with a margarita.” I got a call from him saying, “You’re terminated from the shitty 9-5, so you don’t have to anymore. Enjoy the beach!” FML
Today, my boss fired me. Then later on Facebook, his public status was, "Finally fired the sumo wrestler!" FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML
Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML
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Top comments
iLazy 0
Why do people add their bosses to facebook? lack of friends? Adding your boss to facebook is like digging your own grave.
Miss_Michaela 10
So you're either fired.. Or you spend most of your time filling up their wall with pointless statuses and Farmville posts.
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Comments (82)
Skatejock21 0
you must have done something. - - and why would you add your boss on facebook? that's just creepy. my guess is, you have pictures up of you drinking, that's a common way for people to get fired because of facebook.
ospeltz1 0
don't be so discreet. for all we know the "bad" couldve been your boss dying
MrXerxes5 6
@35 i realize that but a lot people online are stupid and wont bother to change settings, dont know and dont care, etc. i dont mean to rip on ppl w/ FB and such but it happens.
abasio 1
Friends with your boss on Facebook? Stupid. YDI
abasio 1
So how did you learn that this is "probably" a bad thing? Did someone tell you you're probably getting fired or is your imagination playing up again?
goshpeople 4
Maybe OP noticed that his boss deleted him as a Facebook friend and the next thing he knew, he was fired from his job. The post may have been written this way to indicate that if you are deleted by your boss, it's "probably" not a good thing because in the OP's case it really wasn't. Kind of a warning to others, or a "lesson learned" sort of thing.
mejiiaa 0
hi i like to add my boss on fb. k bye
scottishandrew1 0
all my employees are my friends on facebook.... I can tell if they have been out drinking the night before..... then make them do bitch work with there hang-overs lol, but I'm not the kinda person who would fire some one because of a picture on the Internet just saying : )
jtaylor991 6
yeah! its not illegal to go out drinking, and if im not in the building unless agreed im n NOT representing the business, i wouldnt take that bullcrap. id sue if i got fired for something like that
pks 2
first place why would u add your boss?
serenity40 6
why is your boss on your Facebook? unless you have a professional one its probably not a good idea to have your boss as a friend.
rdoll 4
It's Facebook, who cares?? Are you that insecure that you have to analyze why someone deleted you? Adding people from work is asking for trouble