Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
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Top comments
MarkTheMintMan 21
At least she didn't accept. She probably would've tried crashing it.
MidnaLink 35
The ****? I don't know about dangerous, but I think she's a little bit of a psycho.
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Comments (67)
carly3526 16
What was the email even about?
SpyroMello 29
If you actually read the FML, you'll see it says that OP's sister sent out an email to her family about how OP is a psychopath.
dharmaint 15
Shouldn't it be our*
DoomedGemini 38
Could be half or step sibling or just disowned.. I kinda wouldn't want to include her with that behavior
Valak_fml 12
Man, **** her. She doesn't even deserve to be called your sister
Lunchy306 8
it takes a psychopath to know a psychopath. that's why she's pissed and won't come. at least you now know who really has to be committed.
BlueSteele220 31
why would you even bother? if she feels that way about you then it is best not to have her in your life
catanita 18
I think you are better off without this kind of friends / family. A real friend or a family member do not say bad thing about you. They have to accept you as you are.
interstellar2017 6
Why the **** would you invite your sister to your wedding if she tried to tell your whole family you're a dangerous psychopath in the first place?
nomad6 19
Plot twist: you're not actually getting married because you're a psychopath and it's all you're imagination.... (Joking btw)
jvanevery 19
thank God she's not coming
vampirechick105 4
And you want her there because...?