Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
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Top comments
MarkTheMintMan 21
At least she didn't accept. She probably would've tried crashing it.
MidnaLink 35
The ****? I don't know about dangerous, but I think she's a little bit of a psycho.
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Comments (67)
mylsux 15
But are you tho?
AJSAngel 5
It's nice that you are trying to let the past go and include her in your life. But if she is still behaving that way, you dodged a bullet and are better off without her there. Sounds like she needs psychiatric help.
mylifesF 15
Yeah... There's a lot more to this story lol
manuwish 9
that is probably the most unimaginative way to remind you of her bad opinion and the worst excuse to let down family and refuse you reconciliation..feel sorry for you op..but think positive, you are about to create a new family and she obviously doesn't want to be part of it, live and let live, forgive her for your own sake and let her be..please find your joy and take care of it
Frid_Kun 7
And you are upset why?
TrippyEyes 16
I get she's your sister but other than that why would you even want someone like that there?
Duckkyy 8
Well were you??
loctran 4
She needs to grow up and get over herself. I do not know for sure if you're a psychopath. This is 3 years now. It's not good to hold grudges.
scottishoatmeal 22
It's probably best she isn't coming!
pntgirl95 14
I mean, do you really want her to come anyway if she's going to act that way?