Today, I invited my sister to my wedding. She's not coming, because I didn't reply to her email three years ago. The one she sent to my whole family saying that I was a dangerous psychopath. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while looking through the newspaper, I saw that my sister got married a couple weeks ago. Not only did she not invite me, she "forgot" to mention it yesterday while we were having lunch. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, I drove 2 hours to my sister's wedding, only to find out my invitation was sent to me by mistake. She had me kicked out. FML
Today, my husband sent an email invite to his family about our daughter's upcoming birthday. Upon reading the email, his aunt clicked "reply all" while emailing her husband and said, "I'd rather say we're out of town than see that dumb bitch our nephew calls his wife." FML
Today, my future sister-in-law cancelled my invitation to her and my brother's wedding. Her reason was that I was incredibly rude to announce my pregnancy to my family at a time like this, because it took all the attention away from her. FML
Today, I was invited to my friend's wedding. I wouldn't mind, but she chose her now fiancé over me, despite him being in prison for assault, a heroin addict and a general dick. This was all because I accidentally called her stupid three years ago. FML
Today, my sister asked me if I was going to be getting married "for real" this time, because she didn't want to waste her money like she did on my previous engagement. The reason that one didn't work out in the first place is because she slept with my fiancé. FML
Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it seems my mom didn’t believe me when I told her multiple times I was not going to my nasty bitch sister's wedding. Then she acted surprised and outraged when, shocker, I didn’t go, and has been leaving me texts and voicemails for over an hour. FML
Today, I found out my oldest brother is getting married in two weeks. I heard about it through one of my two sisters, who pretty much helped end his last marriage, and who he hasn’t spoken to in 3 years. She wanted to complain about the invite taking so long. I still haven’t been invited, and I thought we were on good terms. FML
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Top comments
MarkTheMintMan 21
At least she didn't accept. She probably would've tried crashing it.
MidnaLink 35
The ****? I don't know about dangerous, but I think she's a little bit of a psycho.
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Comments (67)
Magnoxidans 19
Feels like you would have been on edge all day worried how she would try sabotage your wedding. Best outcome for you OP
chosha_fml 27
Seriously. Having her at the wedding would be a very bad idea.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I feel like not inviting her sister would have been worse because the rest of the family would have gotten involved. A lot of people take it as a slight against the whole family if even one member is disrespected.
Reihna_fml 14
Um, you probably will be much better off without her there. The potential for discord decreases dramatically if she is not there.
johnjingleheimer 13
"You're a psychopath!" "Nuh-uh, you're a psychopath!"
holly_fly 34
"No, I'm a psychopath!" Wait, what?
jeffprobs 29
I can't even remember what I had for dinner yesterday and she remembered and email from 3 years ago. She's impressive and crazy.
linzfinz337 22
Wow. It sounds like you don't want to invite her anyway.
guesswhatlifesux 14
Maybe she's not coming because she thinks you are a dangerous psycholath? Either way FYL because your sister refuses to support you. And congrats on the marriage!
Singular_Mass 11
Haha! that's hilarious.
shanannygians07 28
But... why would you want to invite her then?
thearronaut 10
I was wondering the same thing
Demon_Adrian 1
At least you have settled your differences to the point of ignorance. Probably this is better than fighting each other to the limit.
pandalover69 26
Obviously they haven't settled their differences.
Densetsu1000 14
That sounds suspiciously similar to the traits found within a dangerous psychopath.